Episode 56: Musicals 2: Electric Boogaloo

We start off 2015 discussing musicals on the big and little screen.

Topics Discussed and/or Spoiled:

 

Kobold Academy, Friend Zone, The Lego Movie, Bad the Onion, Frozen, Tangled, Into the Woods, Galavant, Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables, Glee, Bojack Horseman, Doctor Horrible, Fringe, Rockapella, and we bid farewell to Debs and Errol

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Our outro is Debs & Errol’s I Wish Totoro Was My Neighbour

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Episode 55: Geekmas All The Way

In which we talk Christmas!

Topics Discussed and/or Spoiled:

 

Cookies, ALF, Man On The Moon, Truman Show, The Majestic, Me Myself & Irene, Series of Unfortunate Events, Mickey’s Christmas Carol, Blam! Rankin & Bass specials, Mirthworms, Garfield Christmas Special, Buffy, Hercules, Xena, Scrubs, Vicar of Dibley, Dr Who, The Office, Black Adder, Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppets Tonight,  and Scrooged.

Amanda is very suspicious of Santa.

Amanda is very suspicious of Santa.

Our outro is Debs & Errol’s My Partner’s a Nerd

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Episode 54: Thanksgiving!

In which we look back on 2014 and count our geeky blessings.

Topics Discussed and/or Spoiled:

Kobold Academy, Saving Christmas, Dickens, Advent, Gotham, Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge, So You Think You Can Dance, Amazing Race, Strip Search, Orphan Black, Hannibal, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sleepy Hollow, Hobbit, Star Wars, Prayer For Owen Meany, I wrote a thing, so did Alice, and Victoria. Also Turkeys.

Our outro is Debs & Errol’s Double Rainbow

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Episode 53: Toys

In which we talk toys pew pew!

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Topics Discussed and/or Spoiled:

D&D cookies, genocide, Santa Claus parade and/or grave, Amazon angst, Love Actually, The Disney Store, Princess Culture, Schlove, Action Figures, Legos, Pound Puppies/Kitties, Barbies, Battle Beasts, He-Man, Too Many Something or Others, Phineas & Ferb, Violent movies! The Jesus Stick, and Rev Rachel Rambles.

Our outro is Debs & Errol’s Walkthrough

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It’s not you, it’s me. *I* don’t like *you*.

Look At The Princess (Parts 1-3)

Leeman here standing in for Rachel and it’s my turn to talk Farscape with you Yoketeers (I promise to R&D a better name) and I have only one question: What on Earth did I just watch? I will confess that I bounce in and out of Farscape but I feel that over the years I have a decent idea of just what the situation is even if the events are absolutely confounding but this… this has left me with a crick in my neck. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

So this three-parter comes about halfway through the second season and it introduces a few key things, the explicit shenanigans between Chiana and D’Argo and also the Scarrans who are a nice, Muppety counterbalance to the completely un-Muppety Sebaceans but more on them later.

Our Plucky Heroes find themselves on the most Neutral planet in the history of Neutrality minus Zhaan whose actor was on a different filming schedule than everyone else so gets what we call in my role-playing games, a “magical adventure” largely on her lonesome.

What follows are three episodes where we get introduced to a bizarre cultural experiment in planned craziness where people use breath droplets and casual making out as a sort of moist OK Cupid to determine who they’re “compatible” with. The non-blue heroes get caught up in a succession crisis engineered by an evil prince against his easily-irritated sister. With his sinister, squamous Scarran ally, they’ve made her unable to mate with any of here fellow Neutralians who are as un-Muppety as Crichton and surprise surprise, Crichton is literally the only man on the planet who can give her babies. To make things more fun, everyone’s favourite sexy grandpa Scorpius shows up so we are set up for maximum hijinx.

There’s a lot going on so let’s break some of these things down. First off, Magical Adventures. When Scorpius shows up, Zhaan and Pilot hightail it out of there and find themselves being led by Moya to the great big cloud where all the space whales are made by what turns out to be puffy dudes in togas with Indian accents who may or may not be the actor who voices Rygel. He provides some narrative tension by saying that Moya’s capacity to make warships means she needs to die. Lots of righteous anger from Zhaan as she and Puffy have a philosophical duel over the sanctity of life for about three episodes until finally Zhaan sucks Puffy into Crichton’s ship which convinces him that Moya is surrounded by people who care about her so he spares all their lives so… violence is always the answer? Go team?

Back on the Neutral planet of make outs, we bounce from contrived scenario to the next as Crichton is forced to marry a princess, meets at least one Peacekeeper spy, acts opposite his actual wife who plays some sort of space lizard, goes to space, comes back from space, gets turned to metal, loses his head, gets dunked in acid, gets unmetalled, spares Scorpius, meets his future kid, and gets his own minty-fresh make out time and we’re off.

Oh, and meanwhile Chiana and D’Argo go at it like Tribbles while Aeryn goes on a series of awful dates.

This trilogy is super-busy, in case you haven’t noticed but there’s something joyfully crazy as it bounces from scene to scene like a ball of rubber bands in a dryer. I’m still not entirely sure what I saw but I’m glad I saw it because in the midst of the crazy, we do see a lot of work being done with the various relationships on the show and not just between our Plucky Heroes. The Peacekeepers in general and Scorpius in particular have a complicated relationship with the Scarrans and we get a good glimpse of that here which will have repercussions further down the line. (See, Rachel! I pay attention sometimes)

As for the interpersonal issues between our Plucky Heroes, man alive do these episodes provide. You have Chiana and D’Argo taking the Minty Fresh challenge only to fail and thus prove their “incompatibility” for however useful that is and the tension between Crichton and Aeryn is as palpable as a goiter!

All in all, while I hate this dumb neutral planet with its dumb empress and its dumb culture and traditions, they do provide a curious backdrop for these more thoughtful relationship issues to play out and while three episodes is a long time to have to suffer through all their diaphanous nonsense, it’s worth it to get to the good stuff.

Now back to watching Star Trek and complaining about Riker’s beard.

Well, I’m back

Thanks to Leeman for stepping into the gap as I’ve been up to my eyeballs in the proverbial care of souls. But I couldn’t let this trilogy pass without making some obligatory comments on the state of John and Aeryn.

Allegedly, showrunner David Kemper has said this whole three-parter is really all about the first and last scenes. Namely, J/A’s aborted attempt at some nookie at the start, contrasted with their “silent kiss test” at the end. It is fair to say that the state of things between John and Aeryn has a distinctly different feel after these episodes, even if we’re still a far cry from a mutually expressed relationship. A lot of that comes down to Aeryn’s journey at this point. John is darn sure that he needs Aeryn at this point and perhaps what he’s learned as a result of everything is that he is willing to give her the space she needs for them to come together. But there’s a lot more going on with Aeryn.

We can’t deny that our favourite ex-peacekeeper is not on her best behaviour here. She is prickly and abrasive to say the very least. It is Drogon, ironically, who hits the nail on the head. Aeryn is not devoid of emotions. Rather, she is afraid of them. That is an important distinction … one to remember when we move into season 3 and — whooo boy! — pain in store for Aeryn. One of the most interesting observations that occurred to me on this re-watch was actually how nurturing Aeryn is on her “date” with Drogon. She actually is *trying* to coach him through their adventures in the barren lands. Aeryn is, perhaps despite herself, a nurturer — a protector. We saw that in her relationship with Talyn and we see it here.

Finally, how can I resist squealing over that final scene, particularly from Aeryn’s perspective. Oh, Claudia Black! Why are you so awesome? Just look at the fear in Aeryn’s eyes. Is she more afraid that the test will be negative or positive? I doubt if even she knows. But she has taken a huge step toward making herself vulnerable to John Crichton and all the agony and ecstasy of heartache.

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Episode 52: GamerGate Spooktacular

Rachel and Leeman tackle some controversy and not just about when is the appropriate holiday season to watch Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Topics Discussed and/or Spoiled:

Anita Sarkeesian on Colbert, Garfield Halloween Special, Rachel’s Interview with Father Nadim Nassar, Star Wars, Decent overview of GamerGateSemiotic discussion of GamerGate,  Ethics or Harassment?, Ethics in Journalism, Hitler on GamerGate, Dr. Nerdlove on Gamergate, Mother Rachel dares to mention GamerGate obliquely!, And the Twitter responseClickhole is amazing, SeriouslyHulk on Gamergate, Leeman’s thoughts on Howie and racism, Sean of the Dead, and Small Wonder.

Our outro is Debs & Errol’s Commodore 64

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Humans are SUPERIOR!

Ok, people. The Farscape blog is back! But please don’t make me review “Taking the Stone” and “Visitas Mortis.” Or “Picture if you Will” for that matter. Ok, also, “Dream a Little Dream.” Ain’t nobody got time for that.

So, we’ll be hitting the highlights of early season 2. Because while there are some … unfortunate one-offs, when season 2 scores a win, it’s usually a solid win. In the interest of full disclosure, my watching got a little ahead of my blogging. I know the next few episodes deserve more reflection than I will give them. But, hang in with me. If I don’t breeze through this set and move on, I’ll never catch up with the blog. I’ll pick up the in-depth commentary with the Princess Trilogy and push on from there.

CRACKERS DON’T MATTER

Crackers Don’t Matter might be THE definitive episode of Farscape. I will admit, though, that I more appreciate why this is such a good episode than that it’s one of my personal favourites. Admittedly, there are some truly amazing moments, as for example:

–“When I’m old and fat [beat] When I’m old, there is one thing I will look back on with tremendous pride and that is killing you.”

–“What do you mean? I’ve got great eyes … they’re better than 20/20 and they’re BLUE!”

–“Shoot her, John. Then we’ll have pizza … and margarita shooters!”

–John humming the Ride of the ValKyrie while dressed in his hodge-podge armour, punctuated by Aeryn’s “We are going to die.”

One also has to applaud a genre show with an ensemble cast for actually having the gumption to explore all the emotions simmering away in the back of these characters’ minds. Crichton and Chiana’s latent sexual attraction. The hint of frustration that underscore’s John and Aeryn’s otherwise positive chemistry. D’Argo’s aggression that leads him to force-feed Rygel crackers. Not to mention the clever play with the title of the episode. Crackers do not, in fact, matter at all. And yet they manage to be the catalyst for so much of the underlying tension of the episode. At the end of the day, the crew cannot just walk away from everything that was said and done while under the influence of T’Raltax’s light. The feelings were true, even if they are able to keep them in check from day to day. All they can do is try their best to move forward.

All that said,  despite the truly hilarious moments in the episode, the brilliant directing, and the gutsy writing … I think I prefer my Moya crew when they are benignly dysfunctional. I appreciate going dark, but the meanness just keeps this from being an episode I full-out love. I admit that might make me a scaper heretic. But so it goes.

THE WAY WE WEREN’T

Now, this on the other hand, is without a doubt in my top 10 (if not top 5) Farscape episodes. First off, let us acknowledge the elephant in the room. “The Way we Weren’t” is a classic example of Farscape ret-conning. I am quite sure none of this was in the works when the character of Aeryn (or Pilot, for that matter) was conceived. Yet, at the same time, the episode doesn’t feel forced, as if the writers are trying to shoehorn in a backstory that makes no sense given the history of the show to date. Rather, the “ret-conning” (for lack of a better word) enriches the characters we have already come to know.

It is a credit to Claudia Black that this episode is as successful as it is. From her first scenes with Aeryn (when she confesses to hate the concept of “compassion”), Black was able to invest her character with a soulfulness and depth that seemed at odds with her cold warrior exterior. The key is in her conversation with John when she confesses that Peacekeepers could have as many “recreational” encounters as they liked:

–Aeryn: But you never connected with anyone openly and never with any longevity. I guess what I’m trying to say is my relationships back then were very … ” John: “Shallow?” Aeryn: “Painful.”

Aeryn the hardened soldier is not devoid of emotions. She is afraid of emotions. She is afraid of pain. She feels acutely and that is precisely why she hates her emotions so much. Was her turning on Valorek just about getting back on prowler detail? Or was it about needing to push back from feelings that had become too deep? At any rate, by this point both the writers and Claudia Black have earned the vulnerability they allow Aeryn to show. Aeryn is a “strong female character” in that 90s girl-power kind of way. But, even more than that, she is allowed weaknesses and flaws. I love Aeryn, and her journey here has a good deal to do with it.

It has to be said, I also appreciate what this episode brings to the John/Aeryn relationship. You just know in John’s mind he’s been thinking that he will be the alpha male who finally teaches the ice queen Aeryn the power of love. Only … she has already experienced love. She is not “virginal” in that sense.

As for the Pilot story–it perhaps does not flow as naturally as Aeryn’s arch in the episode. At the same time, I appreciate that the writers were attempting to build on the beautiful bond that had developed between Aeryn and Pilot. And the conflict is worth if for their touching reconciliation.

Out of Their Minds

I honestly don’t even know what to say about this. Greatest comedic hour of TV ever? If you live inside my mind it it! I feel adding excessive commentary would cheapen the pure delightfulness of Claudia Black, as Crichton, trying to tell Ben Browder, as Rygel, how to use his “equipment.”

Allow me merely to point out that, again, Farscape goes above the bar in what could be a very formulaic sci-fi body swap episode. We actually explore the complexity of what it means for one person to inhabit another person’s body. Sexually … kinda sketchy. Psychologically … disorienting. It works. Really, what more is there to say that:

–“It’s ok. You were in my shoes. I was in your pants …”

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“This is John Crichton … Somewhere in the Universe”

There’s a lot that used to annoy me about Lost, not the least of which was its issue with pacing. You’d spend 90% of the season face-palming while characters refused to answer one another’s questions for no reason other than, well … plot. Then five minutes before the end of the season finale you’re still waiting for the climactic action to happen. Not so with Farscape.  For all that Farscape can be a roller-coaster ride of crazy, one thing I’ve always appreciated about the series is that it’s not afraid to take time for quiet moments between characters. We witnessed the dramatic climax of season 1 in Nerve/A Hidden Memory. Scorpius was introduced, Moya’s baby was born, Crais and Aeryn had something of a confrontation, and John’s gradual decline into brokenness reached a peak. Yet two hours of series time remain unfilled. The show is not afraid to give us time to explore where our characters are and how far they have come together.

Bone to Be Wild

I’ve given this episode short shift–not really sure to pair it with the 2-parter it follows or precedes. It is an important breather between these two intense stories. At the very least we get to see how damaged Crichton is after his experience in Crichton’s Aurora chair–a new gun-wielding, shoot-first-ask-later kinda guy. And yet he is not defeated. That indomitable spirit defines Crichton more than anything else. He may not be a hero in the traditional sense of the word … but at the very least he refuses to allow himself ever truly to be beaten. Crichton is complicated, but there is something to admire in that.

It has to be said, I also love the moments Aeryn gets with Talyn. I’ve often said that Aeryn’s journey toward being a more emotionally mature and “human” (for lack of a better word) character has to do with a lot more than just her relationship with John. Aeryn’s quasi-maternal connection with Talyn is one of my favourite parts of her journey.

Family Ties

This might top the list of episodes that take the time to savour quiet character beats. As Farscape will do again in the future (season 3’s brilliant “Dog With Two Bones” comes to mind) here these quiet character beats are the real “A” plot of the episode, with Crichton’s plan to blow up Scorpius’s base as the background “B” plot.

I’ll just highlight some of my favourite moments:

–Aeryn and Zhaan: We don’t really get to see these women interact all that much. But it’s clear from Aeryn’s frustration and anger that Zhaan means something to her. Aeryn’s wants to understand the contradictions that exist within Zhaan, and to share some sense of Zhaan’s serenity and wisdom. I’ll mention here how much I also love Aeryn’s condemnation of Zhaan in Mind the Baby, as she moves from clear discomfort at Zhaan’s declaration of love to a bold statement about the courage and strength that love requires. Have I mentioned lately how much I love Aeryn Sun and that even at this point she has a lot more depth than she knows.

–Aeryn and John: The way Ben Browder rolls his eyes when Aeryn corrects him that the battle-hardened soldier that appears over her bed was her mother, not her father always delights me. Those two always nail the details in their performances.

–Aeryn and Pilot: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. At this point in the series, Pilot has as much to do with Aeryn’s emotional growth as John — if not more!

–John and D’Argo: In a moment of true vulnerability, John states to Crais his desire for “human, male to male friendship.” That desire is understandable, given especially that John and D’Argo have some ground to cover together before their friendship comes into its own. That said, the moments the pair share in the transport pod as they face somewhat certain death provides a glimpse into the deep bond these two will eventually share. “Kirk and Spock. Abbot and Costello. First Base.”

–John and Crais: There is little more evidence we need of John’s broken mental state than his moment of intimacy with the man who spent the better part of the last year hunting him down in vengeance. That Crais pales in comparison to the threat Moya et al. now face just emphasizes for John how far from home he is and how little power he has.

Also: “I am a Dominar of Action!

The decision to blow up Scorpius’s base merits mention. As I said before, John Crichton never stops fighting. Whether out of bravado, or optimism, or pure stubbornness, John Crichton is not defeated. There will be time enough for counting the bodies John leave in his wake–to heap guilt upon him and to watch John descend into his own PTSD and depression. For now, it is enough to see Crichton fight back in a way that is clearly insane and, it has to be said, perhaps not totally admirable.

Mind the Baby

While “Family Ties” reflected on the journey our characters have taken over the past season, “Mind the Baby” has the more difficult task of putting the pieces in place for next season. Crais runs off with Talyn (and, sigh, the “hand of friendship”). Moya & Co. are on the run now from Scorpius (conveniently allowing the second-season opening narration to remain unchanged. D’Argo has a vastly improved make-up job (which the writers half-joking attribute to “space burn”) and learns to play paper-rock-scissors.

Most importantly, Mind the Baby introduces us to CRAZY CRICHTON! Clearly, something has snapped in John’s brain. We’ve seen John as the comic relief whipping off pop culture references. But his actions throughout the episode speak to an instability we’ve not yet seen. His way of coping with what has been done to him? Something more sinister? I suppose it remains to be seen. That brings us to the joy of season 2, which others have dubbed “The Season of Insanity.” Good times will be had by all.

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Episode 51: First Episodes

We’re talking about premieres and pilots!

Topics Discussed and/or Spoiled

Our First Episode! Sleepy Hollow, Season Pass, Gotham, Doctor Who’s problems, True Detective, Farscape, Gilmore Girls, Buffy, The Office(s), Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Babylon 5 (Michael O’Hare is Sinclair), Deep Space Nine, Next Generation, Lost, BSG, Heroes, Jekyll, Angel, Firefly, Marvel Agents of SHIELD, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, and Hannibal.

Our outro is Debs & Errol’s BSG

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Howie and Racism

(This started its life on Facebook but I wanted a place I could refer folks to: https://www.facebook.com/LtKessler/posts/750931899435)

I just read over 300 comments from a Lovecraft page in response to the Salon article and I have Some Thoughts™ regarding what I view as the problematic responses that crop up again and again

Dead Horse: Did you know there are themes of suicide in Hamlet? That a topic comes up again and again is not a problematic thing. It suggests that new eyes are coming across Howie and bringing with them familiar questions. That these questions are seen as a nuisance is telling. It’s not enough that folks don’t want to participate in these conversations but they don’t want these conversations taking place in a space they share. Mind you, there is seldom the same level of vitriol aimed at the 1001st discussion about del Toro’s Mountains of Madness or lengthy rants about Derleth but somehow race is the one topic that has been answered perfectly and need never be returned to. Ever. Hmm…

I Just Read It for the Articles: These are the folks who don’t care that Howie was racist because they just like the stories. He could be a cannibal clown and it wouldn’t make Colour out of Space a worse story. It just isn’t relevant so why bring it up? I don’t buy that folks can separate artist from art and in Howie’s case I think there are two issues which really undercut this. One is that his racial views pervade his stories just as much as his Spenglerianism or his love of Machen and Poe. The other is that Howie himself is a draw for folks. There’s just as many deviantart portraits of his giant jaw as there are of Cthulhu. People watch my show because they’re interested in him as a man and not just as some invisible clock-maker who wrote some stories and disappeared. Maybe it’s just that he has a catchy name but he is as much a product and marketable asset as his monsters and his biography and his worldview are a part of that and can’t be excised.

Man of His Time: The issue that usually takes up the most digital ink. We can admit that he said and wrote racist things but how racist were they given his environment and shouldn’t we cut the old man some slack? He’s like a doddling grandmother who keeps talking about her darkie nurse stealing her china. This is really something of a side issue because it doesn’t matter if Howie was racist for his time. As pointed above, his racial views spill over into his stories and folks today have to decide how they feel about him. You can recognize DW Griffith as an important film maker and still be really bothered by Birth of a Nation. Howie in his writings supported the terrorism meted out against southern blacks and in one casual moment opined that the Indian subcontinent could use a little “fumigation and extirpation” to make it fit for civilization. These are troubling things to hear come out of a hero’s mouth or pen and folks should be allowed to be discomforted by it and given space to discuss it.

PC Thought Police: They’re here to take away our N-bombs. Folks who bring this issue up or who think Howie’s might not be the best face for the WFA inevitably get called PC and are accused of trying to ban Howie. In all my many discourses, I have not once seen anyone try to ban him. Folks have called him a poor writer and some have said his racism turns them off from reading him but not once have I heard it said that he shouldn’t be read, that his books should be pulled from libraries or bookstores, or that he should be boycotted. This is a boogieman and a strawman and a way for folks not interested in having this conversation take place to try to shut it down. In many ways it is ironic that folks screaming “thought police’ spend so much energy policing the conversations they don’t want to take place.

Love It or Leave It: And here is the most troubling issue. If you aren’t comfortable with Howie’s racism then just go. We don’t want you. This is really what I think is at the heart of the matter. There’s a notion that real fans don’t complain or make waves or bring this issue up and only newbies or interlopers trying to force their agenda do and they need to go away and let the adults get back to talking about how quaint a name Niggerman is for a cat. Consciously or not, this sends a message that Lovecraftian fandom shouldn’t be a safe place for people of colour or women. It should stay what it’s been: a boy’s club where we can fart and put up half-naked pictures of women covered in tentacles and not have to think about how white and male our membership is and whether or not our response to discussions of Howie’s racial views is somehow communicating that fandom doesn’t belong to those who don’t look and sound like us.

 
And an earlier post:

Why We Don’t Like to Discuss Lovecraft’s Racism

1) Liking the work or celebrating the legacy of a racist could imply that one approves of said racism.
2) Acknowledging and bemoaning Lovecraft’s racism might lead to Lovecraft losing his status in the canon and might even lead to him being banned altogether.
3) Discussing Lovecraft’s racism diminishes his market value and thus threatens the livelihood of numerous writers, artists, publishers, etc.
4) There are a non-zero number of folks who do not disapprove of his racism and indeed for whom it is a feature not a bug.
5) Lovecraft’s legacy might very well be an artificial one built up and inflated by a network of fanboys and anything that diminishes his reputation could make folks realize that.
6) Any discussion of race reminds folks that racial issues are still alive and kicking.

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